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Deadpool suicide kings 3

BOOM HEADSHOT!

It's me, the merc with the mouth, so I'm not gonna bore you with the details of my life, I'm just gonna let you bask in my awesomeness.

MeEdit

Yeah, I'm pretty much Modern Super-Jesus. I just am completely awesome with other gooieness. Wolverine doesn't think so, but, eh, screw'em. He's an asshole. Anyway........what's up?

Personal LifeEdit

Hello, Ladies. We all know why you're really here. Just call 555-8277. Just go ahead. I don't bite.....much.

Wait a minute, Bea Arthur is the only gal for me. Back away, you little hoes, it's golden girls time.